Hit Your Perfect Buzz with Hilarious Reminders
Welcome to Drunkify! The smart app that helps you track your consumption and sends witty text messages when it's time for your next drink. Enjoy the fun, stay in control.
How Drunkify Keeps the Good Times Rolling
1. Quick Sign Up
Log in instantly using just your phone number. We promise, no annoying password rules here.
2. Tell Us About You (Not Too Much!)
Enter basic info like age and weight so our sophisticated algorithm can work its magic.
3. Set Your Vibe
Choose your target consumption for the evening. Aiming for 'pleasantly buzzed' or 'dancing machine'?
4. Enjoy Witty Alerts
Get timely, funny reminders telling you when it's optimal sipping time.
Why You'll Actually Use Drunkify
Personalized Tracking
Our slightly-nerdy-but-cool calculations estimate your buzz based on your profile and drink log. See your current level and projected buzz trajectory!
Hilarious Drink Alerts
Forget boring alarms! Our notifications aim for chuckles, reminding you when to drink to maintain your chosen vibe. It's like a tiny, funny bartender in your phone.
Master Your Buzz
Effortlessly pace yourself to stay in that perfect zone between 'just right' and 'uh oh'. Make your night memorable for the right reasons (and mornings less painful).
Don't Just Take Our Word For It...
"I used [Drunkify] the last time I was at the lake. I don't remember much from that trip, but I do remember that Drunkify kept the good times flowing."- Luke, Vancouverite
Ready to Drink Smarter?
Ditch the guesswork and embrace the giggles. Sign up in seconds and let Drunkify guide your next great night out.